when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like


i donno

but you do know and in ur head ur like


fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think

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you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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ok literally who is this guy???? this kind of talent needs to be recognized and regarded far more than just this photoset. i need to find out who this person is bc it’s only fair to them to get some recognition.

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if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

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"make up is false advertisement!"


"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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dumbass hits himself in the teeth with a microphone

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5 Seconds of summer at iHeart Radio Festival

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have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just


Ah, yes. The second day.

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"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

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Hey Let’s Make A Band!

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“For something to be great, there has to be some kind of trial or some type of struggle that actually makes it special or valuable to you. Otherwise, anything could be easily taken for granted.” 

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#hayley williams
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